Punchin' Out

Dear Sir (Sir my ass!) 

This will confirm my fucking resignation with your fucked up company.I have accepted a lucrative position with a company where being a bitch is not a job prerequisite for managerial skills. I am looking forward to my new position and the challenges that await me, unlike when I worked with you assholes. 
My last day of work will be when you realize I came in late the night before and cleaned out my desk, including all the stationery supplies I requested and received last week(hahaha). 
I've deliberately left lots of undone shit for the new fucker, not forgetting the ongoing projects I never completed. I'm certain your dumb ass will never figure out what's happening. Once the company finds out that you don't know a damn thing, they will not only fire my replacement, but your ass as well. 

Please feel free not to say a damn thing to me should you see me on the streets, unless you want your ass kicked. My experience with this fucking company has been very unrewarding. 
I appreciate having had the opportunity to use you as a stepping stone to a better future. I wish you and the organization not a fucking thing, bitch-ass motherfuckers! 
Fuck you very much. 
My worst regards to you and your torn-pussy mother. 

Insincerely yours, 
Ms. Singer