Hello.
I currently waiting to be contacted regarding the time in which the
property I am renting is to have its open time tomorrow, or if it is
even taking place at all....
I care to ask because I assume you don't care for your potential rental
clients to see me naked as I take my morning shower...
(Mind you I think the sight of me naked might scare you guys enough into
actually calling me or anyone else, the next time you want to have an
open house in a rental that is still occupied!)
Would that be indecent exposure?
I wonder.
I'm happy for the open day to take place, but a time reference would
have made it easier for me to make sure everything is pretty... and
clothed.
My Space is awesome
you don't know shit you stupid little bitch so don't try think you know anything about me and chris. because me and him are having problems and he sleeps with other girls still doesn't mean he likes you.
READ THIS: My Space Messaging
Note: This guy "Fletch Stalkerstein" is just a random guy who started messaging these two girls on my space. They know each other but he has never met them. It's epic but i guarantee you will not regret reading it. It's awesome (and yes he does pretend to be other people)
From: Fletch Stalkerstein Date: Jan 16, 2006 10:53 PM Hello Daniella, I saw you list the band The Cure in your musical interests... Why do you list The Cure, what songs / albums do you like that make you list them? I am a friend of The Cure's keyboard player, Roger, he has sent me XMAS presents the last 2 years of signed CD's by the band and he sometimes sends to me unreleased live concerts etc... I'm helping him in a couple of months sell his solo CD in Melbourne, he's not officially releasing it in Australia, so he's sending the CD's to me at home and I'll personally take them to the shops and they have agreed to sell them on consignment, I've got mags interested in interviews and Triple J and a couple of other radio stations too... I speak to your friend Karlene so I looked at your page, I heard about your crazy neighbour, but I had a crazier one !!! Bye Fletch
From: Fletch Stalkerstein Date: Jan 18, 2006 8:16 PM Hey Daniella I sent you a message because you list The Cure on your website and told you I know The Cure's keyboard / piano player, he's a friend, I even get XMAS presents from him of autographed CD's etc, I told Karlene all about it and showed her pictures etc. But she probably didn't care hehe You didn't write back to me when I asked you why you wrote you like The Cure... I'm sure you have other stuff to do anyway so you are excused plus you've probably heard from Karlene that I'm a dickhead, eh !?!?! She had a bad date last night, the guy kissed another girl, but I'm sure you ALREADY know... She's gone to the beach now and you probably know that already too... Anyway I wanted to say Hi to you, Karlene has mentioned you quite a few times in our many messages so I've heard your name quite a bit... Karlene goes on too many dates heheheh, why can't you find her a nice guy to be her real boyfriend? You people seem cool and funny... Fletch
From: Fletch Stalkerstein Date: Jan 18, 2006 8:49 PM Hey Daniella. I'm just joking about you not replying to the last message, that's OK if you didn't want to... I know Roger as I met the band in Melbourne 2000 in the car park before the concert when they arrived, and at the time (and I still do) have the largest LIVE Cure collection in Australia, Roger gave me his email and since then we've become personal friends speaking multiple times weekly for years, sending XMAS presents etc, I send stuff to his private home address which he has given me etc, he gives me concerts the band records that I'm not allowed to give to other people etc, so it's pretty cool, but I underdstand you may just have only 1 Cure CD or so and really don't give a crap.... I'm trying to get him on a tv show, I think I probably will as the host thinks it's a great idea, have you seen that show the last 6 weeks of 2005 Friday night on channel 10, called Big Night In, anyway that's it, so when Roger releases his solo keyboard album in April I hope to get him to come to Australia and go on that show, things are looking very promising... Yes, there is something about Karlene, I like her more than any girl since my ex 5 years ago and every guy I know has always liked my ex, so as Karlene is the first person I've really liked in the last 5 years it's kind of weird as I know her only in the internet, I feel like a bit of an uncool looser, but I really do feel like I care about her feeling etc, you know when you can tell by the look of someone you already care about them, it doesn't happen often to me, only every couple of years... And I told her, I don't think she's interested in me though, she said I should go out with her friend Bob, so it's kind of not good I told her I like her and she offered me a date with her male friend ahahah I'm not that type of guy ahhaah Better let you get back to work... Fletch
From: Daniella Date: Jan 18, 2006 8:29 PM hey, sorry for not replying to your last message... have been super busy at work..!!! and i feel guilty every time i start myspace- ing.... anyway... yeah im a bit of a cure fan... how did you get to the keyboard player?! and yeah Karlene goes on lots of dates... shes loads of fun and boys seem to like her bubbly personality! she is really awesome and she wont settle for anyone.... so i guess she is just testing the waters! i really should get back to work... dont want to get into trouble! hope your well:) Daniella
From: Fletch Stalkerstein
RE: PS - I joined rsvp Date: Jan 21, 2006 3:05 AM Hey Karlene, I didn't look at the girl on rsvp, she contacted me without seeing a photo of myself and also she didn't know anything about myself because I didn't write anything, all she could possibly know is my age and sex, and possible location... I've actually only been there 2 times and doubt I will go there again... I'd rather meet someone away from a place where people are there actually purposely looking for dates... Yeah the sleep thing is good, it's funny I forgot to mention, one thing I always felt helped me through my depression crap was the fact that I did Psychology for 4 years, I don't know if that makes sense to you but I felt it kind of helped me survive things I otherwise wouldn't have... Anyway talking about being depressed again, how boring ! I don't write fun emails do I... I saw an ad on tv before promoting a concert at Rod Laver Arena in a few months it seemed like something you would like, not that I really know you, it's some kind of classical concert, maybe the stuff you like, I'd take you on a date but I don't think I'm your type anyway, that's the feeling I get from you anyway, anyway I don't think I'll stay around here after Sunday, I only speak to you and you have other "real" guy friends so I'm just making a dick of myself... Plus you won't be here much when you go home right?, so I'd be just hanging out here to get the occasional message from you which probably won't be that often, so I think I'm going to delete myspace page, plus I look like a dick with my pic on the internet haha Sorry for the lame arse stuff I said a lot of the time... Anyway it was an "experience" meeting you, you are the kind of girl I'd like to know in real life as a girlfriend possibly, I haven't had feeling towards someone as much as I have to you in the last 5 years, what a loser eh? So I guess it's not good... Anyway thanks for the chats.... Love Fletch
From: Fletch Stalkerstein Date: Jan 23, 2006 7:50 PM Hey Daniella, So why did you list The Cure in your musical interests?, what songs / albums make them good enough for you to list in your fav bands list? Is fat bottom (Karlene) still going on a date every day, she hasn't got the internet anymore has she, didn't she leave her dad's house now? Bye Fletch
From: Fletch Stalkerstein Date: Jan 29, 2006 5:35 PM Hello, You are Daniella that Karlene used to talk about, right? Where is Karlene?, I spoke to her every day for about 2 weeks, now she hasn't been on her page for nearly 1 week... Do you know where she is?, I want to ask her what she's been doing because I only used to stay here to talk to her... Hope she's found a boyfriend by now and still not going on 3 dates a day like she did for 2 weeks... heheheh Fletch
From: Fletch Stalkerstein Date: Jan 25, 2006 4:19 PM
FW: you on the net? Hey Karlene. I looked at your myspace page this morning (Thursday) and your login says you logged in yesterday... Are you on the internet again?, you told me after last Sunday when you were leaving your dad's house you were not going to have the internet, so I'm not sure if you were on yesterday really or if it's some stoooopid myspace error... Anyway if you are on the internet what have you been doing since last weekend?, I haven't spoken to you since Friday or Saturday.... Bye Poopey Head Fletch
From: Fletch Stalkerstein Date: Jan 31, 2006 7:57 PM
FW: hey.........
Hey Daniella, After I emailed you the other day to see where Karlene was I saw she was online, but she didn't answer my message, so I guess she thinks I'm a pain in the arse, strange though, she was always really nice to me... I think she wants me to go away heheh Anyway if you are really really bored do you know what happened to me this morning.... I've had a bit of a bad morning, you probably don't want to know but.... 9 years ago in 1997 my little brother got a rabbit, I built it's cage and have somehow been the one to clean it's cage and feed it everyday for the last 9 years.... It was a beautiful rabbit, it would play on the back lawn with the Boxer-Dog, they were friends hahaha Anyway today I noticed the 9 year old rabbit (Robin - named by my brother after Robin from Batman - but it's really a girl) had a strange look in her eyes, so I started watching her, then she started walking into the walls in it's cage, like it was blind, then it started making this strange squeeking noise a few minutes later, so I started patting her for a while, then it's head started to slowly go down, you know when someone is like falling asleep and their head drops but they wake up again, anyway I kept patting her knowing she was dying, the poor little rabbit, anyway I was there patting her for half an hour the whole time from when she was still standing up walking around to when she died... So I have to tell my brother when he gets home from school soon, well at least it had a great LONG life, rabbits are only supposed to live for 3 or 4 years but this one lived for 9 years (since 1997). Anyway it probably sounds horrible to say, but it wouldn't have bothered me too much if I found it already dead, but it was a little bit sad that I knew she was dying and I had to pat her until she died... But anyway I buried her in a nice cardboard box and I put straw from her cage in the bottom and then put her in the box and then when she was in I put more straw on top of her and put the lid on and buried her in the garden (where I buried our turtle's) elbow deep in the ground, so hopefully the dog won't try and dig there.... So that's my interesting story for the day.... Not that you care about that hahahah Bye Fletch
From: Fletch Stalkerstein Date: Jan 31, 2006 9:28 PM
FW: your friend Julius's music...
Hey, Not sure if I should write because I don't know if I'm in your low priorities now you don't get to answer messages very often, but as today is the first of the month my internet connection is really fast again as it re-news at the start of the month, so it's really good for downloading music etc. I listened to a band a 29 year old girl/lady I met at myspace likes, she knows them and asked me to go and see them with her, but like I said I met her at myspace and I think she's a bit of a geek to be honest, she's pretty though, but a geek heheh But that band gets played on Triple M radio, they are ago but a bit to "everyday Triple M" style for me... I wouldn't enjoy hearing them too much... Anyway I remembered a couple of weeks ago you told me to listen to your friend Julius's music, you said he had a "beautiful" voice, and for some strange reason when you said that as you are influenced by classical music etc I thought your friend Julius was going to be some kind of opera singer or something hahaah So I was surprised when I listened to him before and heard it voice, I think it's awesome, in fact I think his songs and music as a whole are awewome.... He's really great, I can hear the Simon and Garfunkel hahahah Anyway I could definately really enjoy hearing his music in the background of whatever I was doing, and evenb intentionally listening to it, I love the folk, guitar and piano in some of the songs, I listened to them all, anyway, you should team up with him, I think he's cool and like what I heard a lot, I really haven't heard anyone on myspace before that I liked, I'd definately be open to hear more from him.... So that's my thought on him, if you care in the slightest... I wrote this to some people I messaged before, so I just cut and paste this, but if you care to read some more, here goes... I've had a bit of a bad morning, you probably don't want to know but.... 9 years ago in 1997 my little brother got a rabbit, I built it's cage and have somehow been the one to clean it's cage and feed it everyday for the last 9 years.... It was a beautiful rabbit, it would play on the back lawn with the Boxer-Dog, they were friends hahaha Anyway today I noticed the 9 year old rabbit (Robin - named by my brother after Robin from Batman - but it's really a girl) had a strange look in her eyes, so I started watching her, then she started walking into the walls in it's cage, like it was blind, then it started making this strange squeeking noise a few minutes later, so I started patting her for a while, then it's head started to slowly go down, you know when someone is like falling asleep and their head drops but they wake up again, anyway I kept patting her knowing she was dying, the poor little rabbit, anyway I was there patting her for half an hour the whole time from when she was still standing up walking around to when she died... So I have to tell my brother when he gets home from school soon, well at least it had a great LONG life, rabbits are only supposed to live for 3 or 4 years but this one lived for 9 years (since 1997). Anyway it probably sounds horrible to say, but it wouldn't have bothered me too much if I found it already dead, but it was a little bit sad that I knew she was dying and I had to pat her until she died... But anyway I buried her in a nice cardboard box and I put straw from her cage in the bottom and then put her in the box and then when she was in I put more straw on top of her and put the lid on and buried her in the garden (where I buried our turtle's) elbow deep in the ground, so hopefully the dog won't try and dig there.... So that's my interesting story for the day.... Love Fletch PS I liked Julius's music so much I almost feel I should tell him, but I think he'll have heard it many times before...
From: Fletch Stalkerstein Date: Jan 29, 2006 11:32 PM
FW: hey you!
Hey Karlene, So why don't you talk to me anymore? The last few times you've been to myspace you haven't written back to me, even when I've asked how you are? / what you are doing? If you've decided you don't want my messages that's fine, but I hope you are not just going to ignore me, I would prefer you told me straight out if you haven't got time for my messages instead of just ignoring them until I go away, you know I only would come here to talk to you because I thought you were so nice when I spoke to you a few times every day for 10 days, so I don't know whether I should keep messaging you or not, are you ignoring me because you don't want my messages? I'd rather you tell me so I know if I'm wasting my time... How's things with Manni, you told me you really liked him the last time I spoke to you and you were seeing him the next day... Is he your boyfriend now? I even asked your friend Daniella today when you were going to be on the internet again, and she said you were not at your dad's house anymore, but I've seen this afternnoon you logged onto your myspace page, so I feel my messages are unwelcome by you ? I've only been occasionally chatting ot her to another nice girl, so I don't know if you are purposely ignoring me? Hey remember I told you my grandparent's went to a funeral and I had to water their tomatoe plants when they went away, when they came home they gave me a slab of 24 VB's just for watering their tomatoe plants for 15 minutes hahaha Hey did you celebrate Mozarts 250th Birthday on Friday? Please tell me if you aren't going to answer my messages and I'll just go away... ! Love Fletch
From: Johnny Depp Date: Feb 2, 2006 4:40 PM
FW: Hi,
Yo! Karlene I really like your myspace page, I love how you play violin and I think you seem cool, I'd consider divorcing my wife for you... So, think about it... Love Bites from Johnny
From: Ron Burgundy Date: Feb 6, 2006 5:56 AM
Hello Karlene, Just wanted to write and say hello. I hope you like my work! Love Ron Burgundy xoxo
From: Ron Burgundy Date: Feb 6, 2006 6:00 PM
Hey Karlene. I'm going to report on the news that you have a fat bottom. Bye Ron
To: Karlene From: Fletch Stalkerstein
Date: Feb 6, 2006 8:56 PM
FW: the more you ignore me.... the more you ignore me, the more like you and the more i'm going to write to you hahahahaahha the more you ignore me the more i feel like annoying you for fun lalalalalalalaalalalalallaalalalal i'm going to write to you and annoy you everyday until you delete me from your friends hahahahahahahaha Fletch
To: Karlene From: Fletch Stalkerstein Date: Feb 8, 2006 6:00 AM
FW: Thursday
Thursday As promised I'm messaging you everday until you answer me or delete me. I hope for your sake you calm down and answer me soon, because I'm going to become really annoying if you don't hehehe *You think you are a CRUISER but you're really a LOSER.
To: Karlene From: Vanessa Paradis Date: Feb 8, 2006 9:32 PM
FW: You messing with Johnny ?, Bitch ! Hey Bitch, I don't know if you know who I am but I am Vanessa, I'm Johnny Depp's wife. Sometimes when I get bored at myspace I sneak into Johnny's messages to make sure he's being a good boy, which he always is, but today I've found something disturbing in Johnny's INBOX, what the fu*k is going on bitch?, are you messing with Johnny?, how do you explain this message I found in Johnny's INBOX:
To: Johnny Depp From: Karlene
RE: FW: Hi,
Heya Johnny, Well thanks for your lovely message. I like your work. I would consider divorcing my boyfriend for you! Actually my little bro has a man-crush on you and would probably consider divorcing his girlfriend for you! See you Luv Karlene
To: Karlene From: Vanessa Paradis You better not be messing with my husband, now I demand to know what the f*ck is going on between you and Johnny bitch !!! Vanessa
From: Vanessa Paradis Date: Feb 15, 2006 12:57 AM
FW: mmm OK Bye. Hey Karlene, OK you deleted me.... It was nice talking to you the 10 days or so when you were at your dad's house, I thought you were really very nice and I probably made a wanker of myself by telling you I liked you and other stuff etc, that was dumb of me... It made me look like a dorky loser... Is that why you never spoke to me again? I'm still kind of wondering why you were nice in the last message you wrote to me and then NEVER messaged again.... You even asked me out for a beer with you and your mate the last message you wrote to me you told me to write back to you and tell you how a DVD I was going to watch was.... And then you NEVER wrote back !?!?! I even told you I was wasting my time and I said goodbye to you when you left your dad's house and I told you then I was leaving myspace and I actually came back here because I liked talking to you so much... I would think you were a better person if you gave me an explanation, running away just tells me you aren't the nice person I thought you were and makes me think having spoken to you in the first place was a load of shit, just playing games with evereyone eh ? You are crazy, and no, NOT in a good way.... I hope you get better soon.... Take Care Fletch
From: Daniella Date: 1 Mar 2006 4:09 PM Howdy, Yeah I told him to piss off and blocked him. Have you put his letters on that crazy letters site you made? What is news? I am back at uni - soo much fun. I am doing the best subjects. Have to stop my crazy partying ways and knuckle down though. luv Karlene
From: Fletch Stalkerstein Date: Mar 2, 2006 6:04 PM
FW: hello Hello Daniella, I messaged you a couple of times about 4-5 weeks ago when I was looking for Karlene and wanting to know when she would be on myspace again... Karlene told me a couple of weeks ago I "freaked out" her friend and her friend was "worried about Karlene maintaining contact with me". Anyway SORRY if that was you, I guess I wrote some strange shit but I was just tring to be nice, didn't mean to freak anyone out.... I guess it was you, it could have only been 1 other person.... So sorry.... Fletch
From: Fletch Date: Mar 15, 2006 11:51 PM To Karlene, You will be pleased to know I am leaving "myspace". I have ALREADY deleted my "Fletch Stalkerstein" myspace page. I have also ALREADY deleted the Johnny Depp and Ron Burgandy page as well. I just quickly made this account just then (in like 3 minutes) as I forgot to get an email contact for a friend I had here so I came back to get it and while I'm here I thought I would tell you I'M GONE so hopefully you will feel safer now that you know once you read this message I will delete this account too and I will no longer have any myspace pages.... I sincerely hope that makes you and your friend feel better to know I won't be here at all anymore.... Oh yeah I always meant to say, I remember when we used to talk to each other I showed you some photos of autographed Cure CD's the keyboard player in the band sent to me (I don't know why I was silly to think you cared to see that stuff), and anyway in the photos were a couple of packages with my address on it, and you said to me I shouldn't show my address on the internet...... Well if that kind of stuff worries you and you and your friends are worried about freaks and stuff then maybe you should tell your friend Daniella that it's not a good idea to have her "next door neighbours" business card on her myspace page as it has "her next door neighbours' address on it and it wouldn't be too hard for a real freak to figure out where Daniella lives would it ? Not to mention you never know what kind of legal action her neighbour might take if they found out Daniella put their address on the internet, probably isn't really Daniella's business to put their address on there, hey ? You are very lucky I'm really not a real freak !!!! So that's just a bit of friendly advice ... If I wanted to I could have chopped your heads off by now... So yeah, once you read this I'll delete this account too and I will not be at myspace at all.... Bye Fletch *If you ever want to invite me back to myspace you could always contact / email me at: fletchforever@hotmail.com or FletchStalkerstein06@yahoo.com.au
From: Fletch Stalkerstein Date: Jan 16, 2006 10:53 PM Hello Daniella, I saw you list the band The Cure in your musical interests... Why do you list The Cure, what songs / albums do you like that make you list them? I am a friend of The Cure's keyboard player, Roger, he has sent me XMAS presents the last 2 years of signed CD's by the band and he sometimes sends to me unreleased live concerts etc... I'm helping him in a couple of months sell his solo CD in Melbourne, he's not officially releasing it in Australia, so he's sending the CD's to me at home and I'll personally take them to the shops and they have agreed to sell them on consignment, I've got mags interested in interviews and Triple J and a couple of other radio stations too... I speak to your friend Karlene so I looked at your page, I heard about your crazy neighbour, but I had a crazier one !!! Bye Fletch
From: Fletch Stalkerstein Date: Jan 18, 2006 8:16 PM Hey Daniella I sent you a message because you list The Cure on your website and told you I know The Cure's keyboard / piano player, he's a friend, I even get XMAS presents from him of autographed CD's etc, I told Karlene all about it and showed her pictures etc. But she probably didn't care hehe You didn't write back to me when I asked you why you wrote you like The Cure... I'm sure you have other stuff to do anyway so you are excused plus you've probably heard from Karlene that I'm a dickhead, eh !?!?! She had a bad date last night, the guy kissed another girl, but I'm sure you ALREADY know... She's gone to the beach now and you probably know that already too... Anyway I wanted to say Hi to you, Karlene has mentioned you quite a few times in our many messages so I've heard your name quite a bit... Karlene goes on too many dates heheheh, why can't you find her a nice guy to be her real boyfriend? You people seem cool and funny... Fletch
From: Fletch Stalkerstein Date: Jan 18, 2006 8:49 PM Hey Daniella. I'm just joking about you not replying to the last message, that's OK if you didn't want to... I know Roger as I met the band in Melbourne 2000 in the car park before the concert when they arrived, and at the time (and I still do) have the largest LIVE Cure collection in Australia, Roger gave me his email and since then we've become personal friends speaking multiple times weekly for years, sending XMAS presents etc, I send stuff to his private home address which he has given me etc, he gives me concerts the band records that I'm not allowed to give to other people etc, so it's pretty cool, but I underdstand you may just have only 1 Cure CD or so and really don't give a crap.... I'm trying to get him on a tv show, I think I probably will as the host thinks it's a great idea, have you seen that show the last 6 weeks of 2005 Friday night on channel 10, called Big Night In, anyway that's it, so when Roger releases his solo keyboard album in April I hope to get him to come to Australia and go on that show, things are looking very promising... Yes, there is something about Karlene, I like her more than any girl since my ex 5 years ago and every guy I know has always liked my ex, so as Karlene is the first person I've really liked in the last 5 years it's kind of weird as I know her only in the internet, I feel like a bit of an uncool looser, but I really do feel like I care about her feeling etc, you know when you can tell by the look of someone you already care about them, it doesn't happen often to me, only every couple of years... And I told her, I don't think she's interested in me though, she said I should go out with her friend Bob, so it's kind of not good I told her I like her and she offered me a date with her male friend ahahah I'm not that type of guy ahhaah Better let you get back to work... Fletch
From: Daniella Date: Jan 18, 2006 8:29 PM hey, sorry for not replying to your last message... have been super busy at work..!!! and i feel guilty every time i start myspace- ing.... anyway... yeah im a bit of a cure fan... how did you get to the keyboard player?! and yeah Karlene goes on lots of dates... shes loads of fun and boys seem to like her bubbly personality! she is really awesome and she wont settle for anyone.... so i guess she is just testing the waters! i really should get back to work... dont want to get into trouble! hope your well:) Daniella
From: Fletch Stalkerstein
RE: PS - I joined rsvp Date: Jan 21, 2006 3:05 AM Hey Karlene, I didn't look at the girl on rsvp, she contacted me without seeing a photo of myself and also she didn't know anything about myself because I didn't write anything, all she could possibly know is my age and sex, and possible location... I've actually only been there 2 times and doubt I will go there again... I'd rather meet someone away from a place where people are there actually purposely looking for dates... Yeah the sleep thing is good, it's funny I forgot to mention, one thing I always felt helped me through my depression crap was the fact that I did Psychology for 4 years, I don't know if that makes sense to you but I felt it kind of helped me survive things I otherwise wouldn't have... Anyway talking about being depressed again, how boring ! I don't write fun emails do I... I saw an ad on tv before promoting a concert at Rod Laver Arena in a few months it seemed like something you would like, not that I really know you, it's some kind of classical concert, maybe the stuff you like, I'd take you on a date but I don't think I'm your type anyway, that's the feeling I get from you anyway, anyway I don't think I'll stay around here after Sunday, I only speak to you and you have other "real" guy friends so I'm just making a dick of myself... Plus you won't be here much when you go home right?, so I'd be just hanging out here to get the occasional message from you which probably won't be that often, so I think I'm going to delete myspace page, plus I look like a dick with my pic on the internet haha Sorry for the lame arse stuff I said a lot of the time... Anyway it was an "experience" meeting you, you are the kind of girl I'd like to know in real life as a girlfriend possibly, I haven't had feeling towards someone as much as I have to you in the last 5 years, what a loser eh? So I guess it's not good... Anyway thanks for the chats.... Love Fletch
From: Fletch Stalkerstein Date: Jan 23, 2006 7:50 PM Hey Daniella, So why did you list The Cure in your musical interests?, what songs / albums make them good enough for you to list in your fav bands list? Is fat bottom (Karlene) still going on a date every day, she hasn't got the internet anymore has she, didn't she leave her dad's house now? Bye Fletch
From: Fletch Stalkerstein Date: Jan 29, 2006 5:35 PM Hello, You are Daniella that Karlene used to talk about, right? Where is Karlene?, I spoke to her every day for about 2 weeks, now she hasn't been on her page for nearly 1 week... Do you know where she is?, I want to ask her what she's been doing because I only used to stay here to talk to her... Hope she's found a boyfriend by now and still not going on 3 dates a day like she did for 2 weeks... heheheh Fletch
From: Fletch Stalkerstein Date: Jan 25, 2006 4:19 PM
FW: you on the net? Hey Karlene. I looked at your myspace page this morning (Thursday) and your login says you logged in yesterday... Are you on the internet again?, you told me after last Sunday when you were leaving your dad's house you were not going to have the internet, so I'm not sure if you were on yesterday really or if it's some stoooopid myspace error... Anyway if you are on the internet what have you been doing since last weekend?, I haven't spoken to you since Friday or Saturday.... Bye Poopey Head Fletch
From: Fletch Stalkerstein Date: Jan 31, 2006 7:57 PM
FW: hey.........
Hey Daniella, After I emailed you the other day to see where Karlene was I saw she was online, but she didn't answer my message, so I guess she thinks I'm a pain in the arse, strange though, she was always really nice to me... I think she wants me to go away heheh Anyway if you are really really bored do you know what happened to me this morning.... I've had a bit of a bad morning, you probably don't want to know but.... 9 years ago in 1997 my little brother got a rabbit, I built it's cage and have somehow been the one to clean it's cage and feed it everyday for the last 9 years.... It was a beautiful rabbit, it would play on the back lawn with the Boxer-Dog, they were friends hahaha Anyway today I noticed the 9 year old rabbit (Robin - named by my brother after Robin from Batman - but it's really a girl) had a strange look in her eyes, so I started watching her, then she started walking into the walls in it's cage, like it was blind, then it started making this strange squeeking noise a few minutes later, so I started patting her for a while, then it's head started to slowly go down, you know when someone is like falling asleep and their head drops but they wake up again, anyway I kept patting her knowing she was dying, the poor little rabbit, anyway I was there patting her for half an hour the whole time from when she was still standing up walking around to when she died... So I have to tell my brother when he gets home from school soon, well at least it had a great LONG life, rabbits are only supposed to live for 3 or 4 years but this one lived for 9 years (since 1997). Anyway it probably sounds horrible to say, but it wouldn't have bothered me too much if I found it already dead, but it was a little bit sad that I knew she was dying and I had to pat her until she died... But anyway I buried her in a nice cardboard box and I put straw from her cage in the bottom and then put her in the box and then when she was in I put more straw on top of her and put the lid on and buried her in the garden (where I buried our turtle's) elbow deep in the ground, so hopefully the dog won't try and dig there.... So that's my interesting story for the day.... Not that you care about that hahahah Bye Fletch
From: Fletch Stalkerstein Date: Jan 31, 2006 9:28 PM
FW: your friend Julius's music...
Hey, Not sure if I should write because I don't know if I'm in your low priorities now you don't get to answer messages very often, but as today is the first of the month my internet connection is really fast again as it re-news at the start of the month, so it's really good for downloading music etc. I listened to a band a 29 year old girl/lady I met at myspace likes, she knows them and asked me to go and see them with her, but like I said I met her at myspace and I think she's a bit of a geek to be honest, she's pretty though, but a geek heheh But that band gets played on Triple M radio, they are ago but a bit to "everyday Triple M" style for me... I wouldn't enjoy hearing them too much... Anyway I remembered a couple of weeks ago you told me to listen to your friend Julius's music, you said he had a "beautiful" voice, and for some strange reason when you said that as you are influenced by classical music etc I thought your friend Julius was going to be some kind of opera singer or something hahaah So I was surprised when I listened to him before and heard it voice, I think it's awesome, in fact I think his songs and music as a whole are awewome.... He's really great, I can hear the Simon and Garfunkel hahahah Anyway I could definately really enjoy hearing his music in the background of whatever I was doing, and evenb intentionally listening to it, I love the folk, guitar and piano in some of the songs, I listened to them all, anyway, you should team up with him, I think he's cool and like what I heard a lot, I really haven't heard anyone on myspace before that I liked, I'd definately be open to hear more from him.... So that's my thought on him, if you care in the slightest... I wrote this to some people I messaged before, so I just cut and paste this, but if you care to read some more, here goes... I've had a bit of a bad morning, you probably don't want to know but.... 9 years ago in 1997 my little brother got a rabbit, I built it's cage and have somehow been the one to clean it's cage and feed it everyday for the last 9 years.... It was a beautiful rabbit, it would play on the back lawn with the Boxer-Dog, they were friends hahaha Anyway today I noticed the 9 year old rabbit (Robin - named by my brother after Robin from Batman - but it's really a girl) had a strange look in her eyes, so I started watching her, then she started walking into the walls in it's cage, like it was blind, then it started making this strange squeeking noise a few minutes later, so I started patting her for a while, then it's head started to slowly go down, you know when someone is like falling asleep and their head drops but they wake up again, anyway I kept patting her knowing she was dying, the poor little rabbit, anyway I was there patting her for half an hour the whole time from when she was still standing up walking around to when she died... So I have to tell my brother when he gets home from school soon, well at least it had a great LONG life, rabbits are only supposed to live for 3 or 4 years but this one lived for 9 years (since 1997). Anyway it probably sounds horrible to say, but it wouldn't have bothered me too much if I found it already dead, but it was a little bit sad that I knew she was dying and I had to pat her until she died... But anyway I buried her in a nice cardboard box and I put straw from her cage in the bottom and then put her in the box and then when she was in I put more straw on top of her and put the lid on and buried her in the garden (where I buried our turtle's) elbow deep in the ground, so hopefully the dog won't try and dig there.... So that's my interesting story for the day.... Love Fletch PS I liked Julius's music so much I almost feel I should tell him, but I think he'll have heard it many times before...
From: Fletch Stalkerstein Date: Jan 29, 2006 11:32 PM
FW: hey you!
Hey Karlene, So why don't you talk to me anymore? The last few times you've been to myspace you haven't written back to me, even when I've asked how you are? / what you are doing? If you've decided you don't want my messages that's fine, but I hope you are not just going to ignore me, I would prefer you told me straight out if you haven't got time for my messages instead of just ignoring them until I go away, you know I only would come here to talk to you because I thought you were so nice when I spoke to you a few times every day for 10 days, so I don't know whether I should keep messaging you or not, are you ignoring me because you don't want my messages? I'd rather you tell me so I know if I'm wasting my time... How's things with Manni, you told me you really liked him the last time I spoke to you and you were seeing him the next day... Is he your boyfriend now? I even asked your friend Daniella today when you were going to be on the internet again, and she said you were not at your dad's house anymore, but I've seen this afternnoon you logged onto your myspace page, so I feel my messages are unwelcome by you ? I've only been occasionally chatting ot her to another nice girl, so I don't know if you are purposely ignoring me? Hey remember I told you my grandparent's went to a funeral and I had to water their tomatoe plants when they went away, when they came home they gave me a slab of 24 VB's just for watering their tomatoe plants for 15 minutes hahaha Hey did you celebrate Mozarts 250th Birthday on Friday? Please tell me if you aren't going to answer my messages and I'll just go away... ! Love Fletch
From: Johnny Depp Date: Feb 2, 2006 4:40 PM
FW: Hi,
Yo! Karlene I really like your myspace page, I love how you play violin and I think you seem cool, I'd consider divorcing my wife for you... So, think about it... Love Bites from Johnny
From: Ron Burgundy Date: Feb 6, 2006 5:56 AM
Hello Karlene, Just wanted to write and say hello. I hope you like my work! Love Ron Burgundy xoxo
From: Ron Burgundy Date: Feb 6, 2006 6:00 PM
Hey Karlene. I'm going to report on the news that you have a fat bottom. Bye Ron
To: Karlene From: Fletch Stalkerstein
Date: Feb 6, 2006 8:56 PM
FW: the more you ignore me.... the more you ignore me, the more like you and the more i'm going to write to you hahahahaahha the more you ignore me the more i feel like annoying you for fun lalalalalalalaalalalalallaalalalal i'm going to write to you and annoy you everyday until you delete me from your friends hahahahahahahaha Fletch
To: Karlene From: Fletch Stalkerstein Date: Feb 8, 2006 6:00 AM
FW: Thursday
Thursday As promised I'm messaging you everday until you answer me or delete me. I hope for your sake you calm down and answer me soon, because I'm going to become really annoying if you don't hehehe *You think you are a CRUISER but you're really a LOSER.
To: Karlene From: Vanessa Paradis Date: Feb 8, 2006 9:32 PM
FW: You messing with Johnny ?, Bitch ! Hey Bitch, I don't know if you know who I am but I am Vanessa, I'm Johnny Depp's wife. Sometimes when I get bored at myspace I sneak into Johnny's messages to make sure he's being a good boy, which he always is, but today I've found something disturbing in Johnny's INBOX, what the fu*k is going on bitch?, are you messing with Johnny?, how do you explain this message I found in Johnny's INBOX:
To: Johnny Depp From: Karlene
RE: FW: Hi,
Heya Johnny, Well thanks for your lovely message. I like your work. I would consider divorcing my boyfriend for you! Actually my little bro has a man-crush on you and would probably consider divorcing his girlfriend for you! See you Luv Karlene
To: Karlene From: Vanessa Paradis You better not be messing with my husband, now I demand to know what the f*ck is going on between you and Johnny bitch !!! Vanessa
From: Vanessa Paradis Date: Feb 15, 2006 12:57 AM
FW: mmm OK Bye. Hey Karlene, OK you deleted me.... It was nice talking to you the 10 days or so when you were at your dad's house, I thought you were really very nice and I probably made a wanker of myself by telling you I liked you and other stuff etc, that was dumb of me... It made me look like a dorky loser... Is that why you never spoke to me again? I'm still kind of wondering why you were nice in the last message you wrote to me and then NEVER messaged again.... You even asked me out for a beer with you and your mate the last message you wrote to me you told me to write back to you and tell you how a DVD I was going to watch was.... And then you NEVER wrote back !?!?! I even told you I was wasting my time and I said goodbye to you when you left your dad's house and I told you then I was leaving myspace and I actually came back here because I liked talking to you so much... I would think you were a better person if you gave me an explanation, running away just tells me you aren't the nice person I thought you were and makes me think having spoken to you in the first place was a load of shit, just playing games with evereyone eh ? You are crazy, and no, NOT in a good way.... I hope you get better soon.... Take Care Fletch
From: Daniella Date: 1 Mar 2006 4:09 PM Howdy, Yeah I told him to piss off and blocked him. Have you put his letters on that crazy letters site you made? What is news? I am back at uni - soo much fun. I am doing the best subjects. Have to stop my crazy partying ways and knuckle down though. luv Karlene
From: Fletch Stalkerstein Date: Mar 2, 2006 6:04 PM
FW: hello Hello Daniella, I messaged you a couple of times about 4-5 weeks ago when I was looking for Karlene and wanting to know when she would be on myspace again... Karlene told me a couple of weeks ago I "freaked out" her friend and her friend was "worried about Karlene maintaining contact with me". Anyway SORRY if that was you, I guess I wrote some strange shit but I was just tring to be nice, didn't mean to freak anyone out.... I guess it was you, it could have only been 1 other person.... So sorry.... Fletch
From: Fletch Date: Mar 15, 2006 11:51 PM To Karlene, You will be pleased to know I am leaving "myspace". I have ALREADY deleted my "Fletch Stalkerstein" myspace page. I have also ALREADY deleted the Johnny Depp and Ron Burgandy page as well. I just quickly made this account just then (in like 3 minutes) as I forgot to get an email contact for a friend I had here so I came back to get it and while I'm here I thought I would tell you I'M GONE so hopefully you will feel safer now that you know once you read this message I will delete this account too and I will no longer have any myspace pages.... I sincerely hope that makes you and your friend feel better to know I won't be here at all anymore.... Oh yeah I always meant to say, I remember when we used to talk to each other I showed you some photos of autographed Cure CD's the keyboard player in the band sent to me (I don't know why I was silly to think you cared to see that stuff), and anyway in the photos were a couple of packages with my address on it, and you said to me I shouldn't show my address on the internet...... Well if that kind of stuff worries you and you and your friends are worried about freaks and stuff then maybe you should tell your friend Daniella that it's not a good idea to have her "next door neighbours" business card on her myspace page as it has "her next door neighbours' address on it and it wouldn't be too hard for a real freak to figure out where Daniella lives would it ? Not to mention you never know what kind of legal action her neighbour might take if they found out Daniella put their address on the internet, probably isn't really Daniella's business to put their address on there, hey ? You are very lucky I'm really not a real freak !!!! So that's just a bit of friendly advice ... If I wanted to I could have chopped your heads off by now... So yeah, once you read this I'll delete this account too and I will not be at myspace at all.... Bye Fletch *If you ever want to invite me back to myspace you could always contact / email me at: fletchforever@hotmail.com or FletchStalkerstein06@yahoo.com.au
ebay letter
jake i cant transfer the money into your account because i cant use my bank accounts i think it may be because u are a fuckhead and involved the police sp now u have to wait for your money even longer
Punchin' Out
Dear Sir (Sir my ass!)
This will confirm my fucking resignation with your fucked up company.I have accepted a lucrative position with a company where being a bitch is not a job prerequisite for managerial skills. I am looking forward to my new position and the challenges that await me, unlike when I worked with you assholes.
My last day of work will be when you realize I came in late the night before and cleaned out my desk, including all the stationery supplies I requested and received last week(hahaha).
I've deliberately left lots of undone shit for the new fucker, not forgetting the ongoing projects I never completed. I'm certain your dumb ass will never figure out what's happening. Once the company finds out that you don't know a damn thing, they will not only fire my replacement, but your ass as well.
Please feel free not to say a damn thing to me should you see me on the streets, unless you want your ass kicked. My experience with this fucking company has been very unrewarding.
I appreciate having had the opportunity to use you as a stepping stone to a better future. I wish you and the organization not a fucking thing, bitch-ass motherfuckers!
Fuck you very much.
My worst regards to you and your torn-pussy mother.
Insincerely yours,
Ms. Singer
Hog the Friend Pt 3: The Other Party
Brittany,
I am just writing to you, to perhaps apologise for the fact that we didn't get to spend more time together whilst you were visiting.
I really wish that we had of been able to get some more time to catch up and hang out.
I'm sorry that I wasn't able to get some time off, but I'm sure you understand that I had just started a new (pretty good) job and it wasn't really an option to ask for time off so soon. It was also unfortunate that I was sick (and had no voice) for about a week or so also which didn't help the situation.
I'm disappointed by the effort, or lack thereof, that was made by both of you guys to spend some time together. I was in constant contact with Boris to try and make some time to hang out, have dinner, a drink, whatever but I was thwarted at every turn. I always asked what you guys were up to, what you were doing etc... But nothing! I know that you went away for a bit also, and I think that's great because you've probably seen more of Australia than I have! In hindsight I probably should have contacted you directly.
It's just very frustrating for me that I wasn't included in any of the plans that the two of you had. I fail to believe that Boris did not have any sort of party, celebration or night out whilst you were here, one night out that I could have been included in. I tried in vain to try and spend time with you and it never happened which is really fucked. I also fail to believe that you & Boris could not have “split†for just one night, if the issue was that he didn't want to spend time with me, we’re all adults in this situation and I feel that some of the actions displayed have been quite immature and selfish.
The clock can't be turned back and what happened can't be altered, I just thought that I would make my feelings known to you. And to once again, apologise for a crappy situation.
I hope that, if I ever do get the opportunity to travel overseas again, that we will be able to spend some time together.
I hope that your flight back wasn't too long and uncomfortable and you arrived home safely, and that you enjoyed your time here.
Shirley
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